team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday
Team I hate being on team math because I hate math, but that’s where my allegiances lie.
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit